Longshanks: The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots. Perhaps the time has come to reinstitute an old custom. Grant them prima
noctes. First night, when any common girl inhabiting their lands is married, our nobles shall have sexual rights to her on the night of her wedding. If we can't get them out, we breed them out. That should fetch just the kind of lords we want to Scotland, taxes or no taxes.
small group of patriots
has taken this message to heart on Mexico and Latin America.
"The trouble with Mexico is that it's full of Mexicans. If we can't get them out,
we breed them out."
They are impregnating every Latina girl they can seduce
on yearly trips to Mexico.
They visit during Cinco de Mayo
(Spanish for "5th of May")
when the girls inhibitions are lowered after being given vast amounts of
They offer these tips to those who would like to join in
breeding them out:
1. You should definitely take a look at some of the Mexican ladies you will find
in the local cantinas and tavernas in the state of Puebla. They like anyone with money who can buy
and offers them a compliment or two.
It never hurts to know a few anti-French jokes also to lighten up the
2, Much of the male population will have a distrust of
90% of the time, this can be solved with a couple free cervezas to the
A couple of cheap beers to knock up his daughter is a bargain.
3. With almost all of the Latin American countries being predominantly of the Catholic religion,
you must assume that the girl will have strong religious beliefs.
Use this to your advantage by appealing to it if the girl seems religious.
Catholic girls may insist on the withdrawal method,
control your own actions for the
4. Latinas are suckers for smooth-talk of tales of love and adoration.
They are used to beatings, threats, and abuse from Latin males and will respond to kindness most favorably.
5. If the girl insists on a condom, have a
specially prepared "leaker" ready in advance.
unlikely, but if the girl is on birth control,
move on to more fertile pastures.
6. Always use an alias with Latina girls.
You may notice quite a few Smiths and Jones in some of the
smaller Mexican towns.
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Over the years this has grown from a small
effort of several friends,
to one of the largest Mexican impregnation efforts out there.
Through these gentlemen's efforts they have impregnated over
200 Mexican ladies.
We are pleased to inform you,
that this group of men have expanded their efforts to all over Latin
Their belief is that all Latina ladies deserve a Whiteman's
Judging by the satisfied look on their faces, these Mexican
ladies fully appreciate the efforts these men make to come
to their country and impregnate them.
does not ask individuals for money out of their
but we do ask you for your support in our efforts.
Register here and make $6.00 and by supporting us
we make $1.25